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==>Be the coolkid
You can't be the coolkid; he's not a kid anymore.
Your name is DAVE STRIDER and you are fairly sure you were in a DOOMED TIMELINE. This is because ALL YOUR FRIENDS ARE DEAD.
They died and you BECAME A GOD.
You now have not only the power to travel through time, you can also stop time at will and travel between timelines.
You have been at this for a FEW YEARS. You are now EIGHTEEN YEARS OLD and TIRED OF THIS BULLSHIT.
A certain LALONDE helped you out of your timeline. You currently live in the ALPHA line, somewhere in ILLINOIS.
Because of CRAZY MAGIC BULLSHIT, you now have a set of WINGS.
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